a bottle of merlot

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 24-Feb-2006 13:30:09

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine
coolly for a second without looking over at the man........and decided to
send a reply note. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the
note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as
beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

. Thank you.

Post 2 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 16:47:57

Fantastic! I love it! But he stole the reply that I would have written down for her!

Post 3 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 05-Mar-2006 10:15:26

OMG! That's classic! Lol.